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A list acceptable sounds

Here is a list of acceptable sounds. The list is definitive.

Bleep
Thwum
Chack
Dunk
Issssh
Tssscht
Bap
Bwoink
Gyoooowww
Whoosh
Donkerdonkdonk
Pip
Wub
Screech
Yap
Yap
Yap
Hey

If someone can invent a keyboard that only does these sounds, that would be great. Thanks.

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