I got stuck in the sand at Crosby beach and nearly ruined my trainers. I swear the Gormley statues were laughing.
Before I sank beneath the fish-pissed sand, I took these photographs.
You can see all 33 meaningful picture captions on a special Crosby beach tumblr I made with my internet machine.
Ah, that Orbital one seems so dated now...
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